In 2006, Brian moved from Cameroon to Dallas sinless. He and his impossibly gracious family settled in Duncanville, transforming their home into a bucolic center of rest and refreshment for the many pilgrims they welcomed 24/7. 365. They poured their gifts liberally into New Life Bible Fellowship, which underwent an unprecedented spiritual revival as a result.
With his devoted SIL disciples in tow, Brian singlehandedly redefined the fields of ethnomusicology, missiology, and paleontology, bringing them into conformity with God's eternal plans for the restoration of all creation. With the unbearable weight of this knowledge on his shoulders alone, Brian shed tears of bile, pleading to be released before his tender soul was crushed. "You are my bosom friend, Brian," whispered God. "I have seen your righteousness and will reward you. But I see also the seed of pride that lies lodged in your heart, and I will not risk its bloom. I thus mar one element of your genetic identity in a way that will not be relieved until all is made new, like Paul's thorn in the side. However, you no longer need carry the full weight of my thoughts alone. Put some of it in The Cloud, which I created for this purpose."
Brian humbly accepted God's decision, living a life of constant peace, quietly redeeming creation through the Internet.